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    Man Test

    1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are a
    queer. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and
    have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing
    the Oprah diet . . . Faggot!

    2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is like a dog, but queer...
    it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate
    touch except when it uses its claws, and whines to be fed. And just
    think about how you call a dog...'Killer, come here! I said get your
    ass over here!' Now think about how you call a cat.... 'Bun bun,
    come to daddy, snookum s!' Jeeezus, you're pitched you're so queer.

    3. If you suck on lollipops, ring-pops, baby pacifiers, or any such
    nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on
    BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, lobster backs, pickled pigs feet, or
    tits. Anything else and you are a Homo in training and undeniably a fag.

    4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a
    parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world
    is his toilet. He defecates and urinates where he pleases.

    5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee, you're as camp as a
    row of tents. A straight man will never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy
    Latte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man
    there too.

    6. If you know more than six names of non-standard colors or four
    different types of dessert other than ice cream and custard, you might
    as well be handing out free ass passes. A real man doesn't have memory
    space in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out
    chartreuse or you know what a 'fressier' is, 'You're Gay'. And if you can
    name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are poofer.

    7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to
    tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to beep at
    a slow-assed driver or to cut the prick off. The rest of the time he needs
    one free hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold his beer
    or scratch his nuts.
    I will wheel more, travel more, smoke less, drink less, live more

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    Thatís funny shit. So true though.
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    Whats a fressier CJ7?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rvreddog View Post
    Whats a fressier CJ7?
    damn if i know
    I will wheel more, travel more, smoke less, drink less, live more

    76 CJ7, 4link F&R, FOA, Full hydro, 350, 700r4, atlas 4.3, 60 /14, 5:13's, 43 SX on Trailreadys

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